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You feel betrayed, even though your boyfriend is a cactus and is physically incapable of betraying anyone. The tears start rolling down your face as you explain the situation to your boyfriend. Your boyfriend handles the breakup extremely well.

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But then you remind yourself: That is the needle of a cactus stabbing into my hand, not an emotional connection with a living being. It was for the best that you broke up with him, you tell yourself. It was for the best.

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